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by **♥ heart ♥** Sat Apr 04, 2009 1:39 pm

Today a friend of me gave me this - and its real from her work:

Application questionnaire McDonalds

This application questionnaire McDonalds was really so filled, and the candidate was actually closed!

Name / first name: AL-RADIAN, Amr
Age: 28

Requested:
Hmmm to be the Boss here -- In serious times,
I make all kinds of work. If I really would be able to make claims, I
would not here now.

Salary ideas:
DM 80,000 gross a year, plus Holiday bonuses
and extra allowances. If it is not possible, they make me an offer, we
can negotiate.

Education: Yes

Last Employment: favorite target of a sadistic department head
Last Salary: Under my real level

Obvious successes (in the context of this work):
An incredible exhibition of stolen pens Berne, which is currently in my apartment to visit.

Availability: No matter when
Desired working hours from 13.00 to 15.00 clock, Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Do you have any special abilities?
To be a boss, but these are things for other areas than in a fast food restaurant in benefits.

May we contact your current employer?
If I had I would not be here.

Does your physical constitution, something to lift the heavier than 20Kg?
That depends. 20kg of what?

Do you have a car?
Yes. But the question is worded wrong. It
should rather read: "Do you have a car that still runs, and have the
appropriate licence?" -- The answer to this question would no doubt
another.

Have they already won a competition or an award?
Not an award but I have already twice in three Lotto guessed right.

What do you want to in 5 years?
In the Bahamas live together with a
superreichen Top Model, which idolizes me. To be honest, I would now,
if I could say, as I reflect.

Can you confirm that the above information completely and truthfully?
No, but it is up to you to the contrary to prove.

What is the main reason for us to apply?
I have two versions:

1st
The love for my fellow human beings, a profound compassion and the ability to help others, to be fed.
OR:
2nd
Debt and from that alot

hope u liked to read it